LOL, too funny Actually they make several different types of aquarium hoods that work really well at keeping critters out of your fish tank.
Out of the freshwater variety, I really like the dwarf gouramis. They are so beautiful and closely resemble the striking vivid colors of saltwater fish.
When I get into my next place, I will probably set up my 30 gallon again for starters with a new filtration system large enough to support a 50 gallon and then upgrade when I'm feeling ambitious
Mount Vernon, WA